HyperScan



Kids like video games. Kids like card games. Put them together, and you get something that kids will absolutely love, right? No, not really. In fact, the HyperScan is a terrible console. Each game came with some bullshit cards that you had to "scan" (wave over an RFID sensor) to do cool tricks, like... something as fucking basic as choosing your goddamn character in a fighting game! And the sensor is very unreliable, so that may take several tries. And when you finally get that shit to work, the loading times are so bad that the Neo Geo CD is very snappy in comparison. Only five titles were ever released for it, all of them horrible.

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 * Don't buy this shit. Seriously.