Console Buyer's Guide

REMEMBER THE MOST IMPORTANT RULE is to consider your own needs and situation; brand loyalty will only benefit the corporation (take a look at Apple). Some of the issues you might like to consider are:
 * 1) Consider the reasons you have for getting a console; Do you want internet multiplayer? Or for when friends come over? Or just for fun singleplayer? What about backwards compatability?
 * 2) Compare the games on each platform. Which console appeals to you more? Which appeals to whoever you're buying it for?
 * 3) Consider what you already have. Do you have an HDTV? What about your internet connection? What console(s) do your friends own (will you be playing with them alot?)
 * 4) Think about the stuff ancillary to a console purchase; Do you want "free" games? Do you want to mod your console? Do you need a Blu Ray Player? Are you aware of the maintenance needs to prevent RRODs and YLODs? How long do you plan on using the console for?
 * 5) Think about the time. (Are you better off waiting for a price drop?, or waiting for games to be released?)

At the end of the day, its your purchase, and your money. Make sure that you won't regret your buy, regardless of what /v/ thinks. And remember, if you aren't having fun, you're doing it wrong.

If all else fails, stop buy a garage sale or used game store and pick yourself up a NES or SNES and ten or so games. Cheap, classic fun.