Xbox One



The Xbox One is the upcoming doomed successor to the Xbox 360.

499 US DOLLARS

MANDATORY KINECT

MANDATORY INTERNET TO BE ABLE TO USE IT AT ALL

BEING BANNED MEANS LOSING EVERY BIT OF DLC YOU HAVE EVER BOUGHT, INCLUDING DOWNLOADED GAMES.

THE INFASTRUCTURE FOR ALL THE CRAP WE HATED STILL EXISTS AND CAN BE ADDED LATER!

RUNS TWO OPERATING SYSTEMS THAT EAT 3 OR MORE GIGS OF RAM.

SYSTEM COMES WITH 8 GIGS OF DDR3 RAM (read: Cheap as shit)

Update June 18 2013: [http://news.xbox.com/2013/06/update After the huge backlash, Microsoft has lightened the DRM restirctions; you can now play offline and share games. Games for the console will also be region free.] Now they want you to connect online in order to be able to use it for the first time. Yes, even on consoles that will only be used offline for single player games. No internet = No Xbox. From there the Xbox now knows your wireless network information and can send data to microsoft behind your back. Hooray for super sekret spy stuff!

Oh, and the infastructure (programing, hardware, ect) for all that crap we hated still exists and won't be removed from the Xbox One just because we didn't like it. Expect it to be slowly implemented on future versions of the Xbox One as "improvements".