Upcoming Games

'''This page is a work in progress and will be continuously revised. Please note that some titles are expected for release through 2012 and beyond. F.Y.I.: After a game comes out, then please do one of the following: 1) If we can agree a game was good, add to the appropriate system page. 2) If the consensus is that "shit sucks", well, just delete it.'''

Nintendo DS
Basically, the system is like a dead horse as of now, only two more games are in production that anyone gives a fuck about, and since the 3DS can play DS carts, you might as well just buy a 3DS.

PlayStation Portable
This section is EXTREMELY outdated (see Resident Evil Portable for proof. That game's been cancelled for a while now.), and at the moment, Sony hasn't announced any First or Third-Party games for the dying system, but that may or may not change with the launch of the E1000 (even though we all know that Sony is going to be putting most of their focus into the Vita, so the likelihood of any new worthwhile PSP games is slim to none.). It looks like the PSP's time is almost up. Good night, sweet prince. We loved you dearly.

Playstation Vita

 * Note: "Hardware Launch Date" is planned December 17th 2011 for JP and February 22nd 2012 for the US and EU, and do note that some game release dates may be altered in the future as well. (And you know, there might be some natural disaster like that Smash Bros. Brawl snowstorm, but let's seriously hope not.)

Xbox 360
As you can see, Microsoft is giving less of a fuck about their Xbox less and less every year. All that seems good that's up ahead is Halo 4, but the 1st 2 games might be worth it as well.

Kinect
Remember when we made fun of Kinect at E3. Good times! But now Microsoft stepped it up a bit with some pretty impressive titles that actually made us want to get the Kinect surprisingly, during Tokyo Game Show 2010. If you do consider getting a Kinect, be on the look out for these titles.

Wii U

 * So far, most of these games are just tech demos and theoretical entries, but here's hoping!